- Educating The Sitter, Or? -

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- A BAD DATE -After another lousy-ass date I made it home a good two hours earlier than expected, and a bit drunker than planned. Right off David, my date, reminded me of my ex, well-dressed, manicured, decent looking, and I should have ran. Actually I should have never sat at the table. When he opened with, You must be Sylvia, I'm David, and this is one of David's favorite restaurants,' I should've said, Sorry, I'm Jan, and I'm looking for Ken,' it would've been the smart move.Instead I sat, and he says, Hear you're a lawyer, David is a lawyer too, estate planning, have you got someone already? It was a blind date courtesy of one of my co-workers, who just got put on a payback list.Politely tell him my ex-husband took care of that, and he tells me, Don't know if you were told, but David is hung quite nicely. Would you like something to drink?I've heard a few bad opening lines, but this